If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: either 4 am (time i go to sleep) 11 am (time i wake up) or 2 pm (time i'm ready for the day)
If I were a planet I would be: Earth
If I were a animal I would be: Wolf, i love all animals but for some reason, don't ask me why, but since i was a kid i've been fascinated by Wolves
If I were a direction I would be: a vague hand gesture
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Stocks
If I were a historical figure I would be: Myself. Everyone in the world is a historical figure, everything we do is part of history!
If I were a liquid I would be: Scotch Whisky
If I were a tree I would be: bonsai
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A Lilly
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Summer Rain.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: All of them, every single one of them.
If I were an emotion I would be: Love.
If I were a colour I would be: again, ALL OF THEM!!!
If I were a vegetable I would be: Red Cabbage
If I were a sound I would be: Cm maj9 , followed by C/Abmaj7, then a chord comprised of Bb, G and Ab, and one more of Bb, F and G. keep cycling it over and over again!
If I were an element I would be: helium.
If I were a car I would be: i wouldn't be a car. FULL STOP!
If I were a song I would be: ... oh lord this could take all day. I'll just say ALL of my album that i'm working on!
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Terry Gilliam
If I were a book I would be written by: Dr. Zeuss
If I were a food I would be: PANCAKESSSS!!!
If I were a place I would be: This little beach off the coast of perrenporth in Cornwall, during sunset.
If I were a material I would be: Velvet
If I were a taste I would be: Apple pie, homemade!
If I were a scent I would be: Bonfire
If I were a word I would be: Melancholy, or Billabong!
If I were an object I would be: All musical instruments!
If I were a body part I would be: The Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be:
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Without a doubt, without a FUCKING DOUBT... Earthworm Jim!
If I were a shape I would be a: skwirkle!
If I were a number I would be: 2